<sub>jdflkjaslfdja I'm really not into the xmas spirit this year on dA (more like I'm not on dA this year period). oops

So since I won't do anything else for you guys this holiday, I'll just offer features.

1) The first 20 people (xmas spirit, I'll give a feature to as many people who ask!) to comment on this journal, I will put their avatar and the three deviations I like most from their gallery on the list!
2) If you comment, you have to do the same in your journal, putting the tagger (me!) on the first place. The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone!

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You will find so many cool poses in her gallery - ones that so many people wouldn't even dare to try! It's not just a bunch of  people standing around, there's real action and movement going on. (And I know people like to complain about every inaccuracy, but that's what happens when you leave the bland poses behind! Best of luck, Chelsi!)

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She's like a character-creating goddess and she has improved so much (especially since when I first started following you, which is always reallyreally neat! I just love watching artists improve.) Like, go girl. I especially enjoy seeing all the styles she creates & tweaks. And I swear it is never a dull moment with the stuff she does with her characters.

(Sorry for not adding comments. You're all really talented, I'm just too busy for my own good sob.)

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Oh, but if you're one of the first three to ask, I'll draw a holiday sketch for you! (It will be really simple though). Merry xmas!!</sub>

Hi, DP phans.
I want to draw ghost girlies à la cabaret. Anyone have a fancharacter who fancies singing (or just exists and therefore must be drawn in a hot-ass dress) and is cool with letting me borrow them? Gee thanks, internet. You sure are swell.

Can I like...say shit about the DP phandom? Yes? Cool. Thank you, internet. I live for your approval.

It really pisses me off when people who believe themselves to be "superior artists/writers/creators/whatever" talk down on people. Then, just to rub it in, they feel insulted when those people respond poorly. Well what the hell did you expect?

I suck, OK? Have you seen the stuff I draw for this show? It's off-model and awful. I just don't have a decent enough grasp on the style. Guess what: neither do you. Every single person who wants to "help" sucks at the DP style. You're all wonderful artists, but you each have noticeable flaws. Stop denying that. We call that "incorporating our own style into our work," and it's something we can't help but do. (Honestly, sometimes this improves the original style.)

Every fan character ever created sucks. They do. It doesn't matter how many times you update them, you're not skilled enough to design a really amazing character. Even the creators of the shows have made atrocities. They are cliched, unbelievable, boring. I've created total shit too, I assure you.

I have a point, I swear. This is not just one big insult-fest.

We all suck. But we're all improving. At our own rate. It's nice, isn't it? Looking back on old works and realizing how far you've come. Emphasis on how far YOU have come. The more we draw, write, and create, the more we discover what works and what doesn't. Accidents become your new favorite technique. Bad habits are realized and eliminated. The work of others becomes inspiration. We all have personal art histories, and our styles have evolved over time; looking back we have the knowledge that it's our evolution.

Don't ruin someone else's artistic process. You probably didn't have a bunch of insane, "matured" artists breathing down your neck telling you "n ono no whawt the fuck is that noo." It's intimidating. Let new artists breath and learn on their own. Advice giving is one thing; there's nothing wrong with letting people benefit from what you've figured out. But chasing down artists to insult them, posting their pictures on websites to make fun of them, and doing anything possible to knock them down: it makes for a terrible learning environment.

You're on the internet. Whatever you post has a chance of being insulted. But you don't have to be that person.

<sub>[EDIT] Ok, it is only Adobe Photoshop CS4 that is acting up. Everything else on my computer works fine, but as soon as I open photoshop it's like NOPE FUCK YOU BLUE SCREEN.
And I uninstalled / reinstalled it with the CD, but it's still crapping out and aaaugh.
I'm going to try to delete a bunch more stuff (I've been going through old files and moving some stuff to thumb drives) because it might be the memory, but lskjdflafa must this happen three days prior to SHARK WEEK? I'm losing my mind here ;n;
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why must photoshop give me blue screens just days before SHARK WEEK this is an absolute abomination

I AM GOING TO CRY, YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA

I don't know if any of you are computer savvy?? (Because I sure as hell am not. My version of fixing a problem is smacking the screen.) I'm using Adobe Photoshop CS4 and as soon as it starts up I get a blue screen that says something about new hardware/software that the computer thinks is sucky (or something). You should also note that I am the worst computer user ever and I generally have 20+ tabs open at a time, three being videos, plus whatever other program I'm using (microsoft/notepad/whatever).
Actually, I think this is just my computer's revenge so there's no way for anyone to help me. After years of abuse, I cannot blame it for wanting to watch me suffer.

What an ass.</sub>

<sub>I got a score of 4 (well qualified) on my AP Language & Composition exam asdfghjkl I am a happy Brittany

So that means all that work in Tanner's class has paid off, thank goodness!</sub>

<sub>Be one of the first 9 people FUCK THAT NOISE. I feature everyone. No limits, baby. commenting on this journal entry, and I'll put your avatar and three deviations that I think are the coolest in this "Share the Art" feature.

IMPORTANT: If you do comment, you're expected to do the same in your own journal; putting me on the first place! I AM A FLEXIBLE PERSON, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I go where you want me to go, dollface.
The idea behind this is NOT to get a free feature, but to help spread art and artists around for everyone. So be a nice guy! Ladies welcomed as well.


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(can I marry your art style?? it's so cute asdfghjkl)

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(DP fans, if you ever need help with your fancharacter's design, THIS IS THE FIRST PERSON I'D CONSULT, OK??)

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(your original style only gets better and better, bro)

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(your character looks really awesome, woww. Funky colors x10)

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(you have the cutest character; I love her!)

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(Michelle is my favorite. I wonder if Danny is willing to share??)

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(that last one is WICKED SWEET holycowholycow)

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(your wolves are adorable c: )

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(Carrie is reallyreally adorable my gosh. She's precious haha)

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(everything you draw is so spunky and cute and yayyy)

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(I love your characters man I'm going to steal your characters you should probably watch your characters because I am taking your characters holy crap)</sub>

Signal boosting a signal boost journal

Please read this!! [link]

EDIT: *Monyett and I already got a party going. GIVE ME YOUR USERNAME AND I'LL INVITE YOU.

hey does anyone remember iscribble?
someone should do that with me.

So the videos for our chorus winter concert are finally up on youtube. Found my solo haha

[It doesn't happen until like 3:06 wut]

And we just had a concert last night (after three hour rehearsals on Monday and Tuesday) so my throat is killing me. I guess my room was really dry last night? Because I woke up at 3AM with the sorest throat. So I drank a water bottle and had to get up three hours later to pee. Which was terrible because I got very little sleep and our concert ended at 9:30 so I didn't get to bed at a decent hour.

I'm exhausted you guys.

I am quite content with my mundane life, thank you.

[] Smoked.
[] Drank alcohol.
[x] Cried when someone died.
[] Been drunk.
[] Had sex.
[] Been to a concert.
[] gotten/given a handjob.
[] gotten/given a blowjob.
[] Been verbally/sexually harassed.
[] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 1

[] Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
[] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
[] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
[] Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] Been to prom.
[x] Cried at school.
[x] Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
[] Went streaking.
[] Given or received a lap dance.
[x] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 4

[] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
[] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
[] Kissed a stranger.
[] Hugged a stranger.
[] Went scuba diving.
[x] Driven a car.
[x] Gotten an x-ray.
[] Hit by a car.
[] Had a party.
[] Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 6

[] Played strip poker/darts.
[] Got paid to strip for someone.
[] Ran away from home.
[] Broken a bone.
[] Eaten sushi.
[] Bought porn.
[x] Watched porn.
[] Made porn.
[] Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[] Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 7

[] Made Out.
[x] Laughed so hard you cried.
[x] Cried yourself to sleep.
[x] Laughed yourself to sleep.
[] Stabbed yourself.
[] Shot a gun.
[] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
[x] Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
[x] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
[] Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 12

[] Watched a person die.
[] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
[] Pranked somebody.
[] Put somebody in the hospital.
[] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
[] Kissed somebody of the same sex.
[] Dressed punk.
[] Dressed goth
[] Dressed preppy. (dude I just dress how I dress, I have no idea how to label it)
[] Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 12

[x] Avoided somebody.
[] Been stalked.
[] Stalked someone.
[] Met a celebrity.
[] Played an instrument.
[] Ridden a horse.
[] Cut yourself.
[] Bungee jumped.
[] Ding dong ditched somebody.
[] Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 13

[] Got caught stealing something.
[] Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
[] Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
[] Gone out with your friend's crush.
[] Got arrested.
[] Been pregnant.
[x] Babysat.
[x] Been to another country.
[] Started your house on fire. (almost haha)
[] Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 13

[] Donated your hair to cancer patients.
[] Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
[x] Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
[] Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
[x] Sat on your butt all day.
[] Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
[] Had a job.
[] Gotten cut from a sports team.
[] Been called a slut.
[] Danced like a slut.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 15

[] Been mistaken for a teacher.
[] Been in a car accident.
[x] Been told you have beautiful eyes
[x] Been told you have beautiful hair.
[] Raped somebody.
[] Danced in the rain.
[] Been rejected.
[] Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
[] Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
[] Been raped

FINAL PERCENTAGE: 17

Put as your title, I have had a ___% wild life

Hi my name is Brittany and I think I sprained my ankle today on a trampoline bc it hurts really bad so pity me now kthanks

(also I made delicious scones yum)

I was going to do that "Give a sub, get a sub" thing. But I don't want to give someone a sub if they won't use it. So if you want a one month sub, leave a comment and I'll pay it for you. And you don't have to be my best friend, I just want whoever gets it to actually use it.

I was gonna give out two. Come ooon people, you know you want it.
[Or, if you want a three month sub, YOU COULD GIVE ME SOMETHING. Like a really sweet picture. Maybe. Please. Oh pretty please? That would be really awesome and it'd make my dayyy u guise. I'd offer up 12 months but I can't afford it sob]

The offer expires December 12. So I'll give you guys until Dec 10 to bribe me through your comments.

[ALSO, if you guys are giving out subs and are looking for some artfarts in return, TELL ME. I WILL SO GET IN ON THAT ACTION. Whatever you want, babe. You name it and it's yours.]

No, this is terrible.
I wanted to  use my xmas journal. But I forgot my sub ran out.

WOE IS ME.

I have been so lazy lately that I actually feel guilty about it. I did nothing progressive this weekend; the only highlights I can think of were "television" and "internet." Also I've been confessing my love to my cat a lot recently. She is a spectacular creature. And she's been really sweet for the past few weeks - she actually comes up to me while I'm sitting on the floor and lays right next to me. If I'm lucky she'll paw at my legs and it is SO ADORABLE.


Today was so great. My mom walked in at 5am (I don't get up until six) to tell me there's a 2hr delay due to fog. So I slept in until 8. THEN, I was greeted by my mom and my sister. They usually wake up after me. I'm the first one up in my house, so my mornings are lonesome until my dad emerges from the master bedroom to drive me to a friend's house (whose mother is my ride to school). That was nice. THEN, I go into the kitchen to grab some breakfast. I never get to eat breakfast. There's no time and I'm nauseous at 6:30. THEN, I turned on the TV because guess what: at eight o' clock My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic comes on. So I got to watch two episodes. THEN, all of my classes were shortened and easy and fun and ohmygosh today was just so great.

I'm going to snuggle with my cat before heading downstairs to eat. GUDBII GUISE

I stole dis shit from ~AppleDanish
Rules: Everything you type must be a lie.

1. Are you male or female?
I don't have a gender. I reproduce asexually, therefore it's unnecessary.

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
I was born the day the earth formed. We're very close siblings.

3. Where do you live?
I have no home. I just crash at people's houses until they realize I'm there and kick me out.

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
My only relative is the earth. It's a very loving and supportive sibling.

5. Do you take part in politics? If so what party.
I find politics very entertaining, except when I'm hearing about it from Jon Stewart.

23. How would you describe your personality?
I have a wonderful personality. There is nothing wrong with me at all. People love me, and why wouldn't they? I am magnificent.

6. Where do you work or study at?
I have my dream job of being a janitor. Education is irrelevant.

7. What kind of clothes you wear?
I love to wear nun's outfits. Black is super slimming.

8. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
I don't eat. I just do hardcore drugs. Alcohol all the way.

9. How many friends do you have?
What are "friends?"

18. Do you do "IT" often?
All day err'day.

10. Why did you join DA?
Because the world begged me to.

11. What kind of art you like?
I find toilets beautiful.

12. What kind of art do you make?
It looks amazing. Everything I draw is perfection.

13. Are you famous here on DA?
Too famous for dA to handle.

14. Do you comment/answer comments?
I always reply in a timely fashion. Never have I replied to a comment written a month ago.

15. Do you fav often?
Frequently. I favorite every deviation I see. Except when people make art for me.

16. Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
People give me gift art everyday because I'm so well-loved. They beg me to take part in their competitions and are desperate to have art trades with me.

17. Do you like quizzes?
I do not, and that's why I never take part in them.

19. Do you use DA often?
I am consistently active on dA and would never go months without submitting art or reply to weeks-old comments.

20. Where did question 18 go?
Not between questions 9 and 10.

21. What kind of gift art you would want?
I like obscure pictures of kitchen tables.

22. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
Not as much as I love doing the homework I should be doing right now.

24. Where did question 23 go?
Fucking shit. I don't know. No idea. Certainly not between questions 5 and 6.