I stole dis shit from ~AppleDanish
Rules: Everything you type must be a lie.
1. Are you male or female?
I don't have a gender. I reproduce asexually, therefore it's unnecessary.
2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
I was born the day the earth formed. We're very close siblings.
3. Where do you live?
I have no home. I just crash at people's houses until they realize I'm there and kick me out.
4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
My only relative is the earth. It's a very loving and supportive sibling.
5. Do you take part in politics? If so what party.
I find politics very entertaining, except when I'm hearing about it from Jon Stewart.
23. How would you describe your personality?
I have a wonderful personality. There is nothing wrong with me at all. People love me, and why wouldn't they? I am magnificent.
6. Where do you work or study at?
I have my dream job of being a janitor. Education is irrelevant.
7. What kind of clothes you wear?
I love to wear nun's outfits. Black is super slimming.
8. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
I don't eat. I just do hardcore drugs. Alcohol all the way.
9. How many friends do you have?
What are "friends?"
18. Do you do "IT" often?
All day err'day.
10. Why did you join DA?
Because the world begged me to.
11. What kind of art you like?
I find toilets beautiful.
12. What kind of art do you make?
It looks amazing
. Everything I draw is perfection.
13. Are you famous here on DA?
Too famous for dA to handle.
14. Do you comment/answer comments?
I always reply in a timely fashion. Never have I replied to a comment written a month ago.
15. Do you fav often?
Frequently. I favorite every deviation I see. Except when people make art for me.
16. Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
People give me gift art everyday because I'm so well-loved. They beg me to take part in their competitions and are desperate to have art trades with me.
17. Do you like quizzes?
I do not, and that's why I never take part in them.
19. Do you use DA often?
I am consistently active on dA and would never go months without submitting art or reply to weeks-old comments.
20. Where did question 18 go?
Not between questions 9 and 10.
21. What kind of gift art you would want?
I like obscure pictures of kitchen tables.
22. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
Not as much as I love doing the homework I should be doing right now.
24. Where did question 23 go?
Fucking shit. I don't know. No idea. Certainly not between questions 5 and 6.